I have a crush on her, but is she a midget?

Ah, yes. The age-old question asked by many a man. For example, I believe someone on the set of "Tootsie" asked this about Dustin Hoffman; the creepy bus driver in "Mrs. Doubtfire" asked this about Robin Williams; and who could forget the 1782 edition of "Poor Richard's Almanac," devoted entirely to Benjamin Franklin's unrequited love of John Adams.
I, however, am referring to this woman:

The Food Network has her, but I want her. Giada De Laurentiis (who was, if I remember my "Inferno" correctly, located in the 5th circle of Hell) is so gorgeous, but is she a midget? You'll note that this is the most un-PC thing I've posted yet, but I need to know. I think it's just the camera angles...she's probably like 5 foot nothing and thinks that mounting a camera on the overhead light of the kitchen is a good idea.

Besides, if she were really a midget, she'd be making pies out of children. It's no coincidence that "midget" is "witch" spelled backwards.

Assume that there is further information here about music, which may or may not be edited in later. Seriously, I need to start posting songs on here.